We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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