You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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