and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
