I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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