You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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