umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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