i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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