I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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