R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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