Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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