awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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