eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
When are your genitals available?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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