No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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