the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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