You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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