after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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