Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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