I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
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See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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