I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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