i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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