oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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