Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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