I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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