im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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