Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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