GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Randomize