Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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