Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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