the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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