SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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