there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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