All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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