She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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