Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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