Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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