Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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