listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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