But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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