erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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