She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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