so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
