wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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