just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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