I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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