she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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