i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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