you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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