i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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