She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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