I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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