Kiss
Puke
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
