But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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