Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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