i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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